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		<title>The Case for Anonymous</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Have you ever sat on the shore of a river an d watched water flow by in its relentless, ever-changing form ?  It is a beautiful display of life, cleanliness and beauty.  In that beauty though lies great chaos; currents, eddies, white water, waves, and a constantly changing flow.  A swamp, however, full of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Little Clothing&#8230;Please</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Driving the narrow curvy roads of the Tobago rain forest last week, I happened upon a peculiar site, a naturalist colony. Apparently, unbenounced to me but nounced to everyone else, naturalist is synonymous with nudist. Now don&#8217;t get the wrong idea, I just saw the colony in passing and did not stop to dawn my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iPad or Just iSad</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple years ago, an intriguing rumor began to circulate across the interweb.  Quietly, the rumor grew until finally speculation was on the front page of every tech site on the net.  Apple was going to start selling a tablet.  As the rumor gained in strength, my yearning for a MacBook Pro waned.  I wanted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Area Meathead Proudly Coins First Term</title>
		<description><![CDATA[HIGHLANDS RANCH &#8211; Local keg tossing sensation and Lego enthusiast Danny Holland coined his first new term early Saturday morning. The term, which was invented on the 5000 block of Diana street just after 3 am, was used to describe a meatheaded new method for removing unwanted individuals from a house. &#8220;I&#8217;m really proud,it&#8217;s the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bulimics Purging with Joy at Opening of Mahatma Gandhi Center for Bulimia and Tooth Decay</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DENVER – Wednesday night marked the opening of the Mahatma Gandhi Center for Anorexia and Tooth Decay. A who’s who of the Denver metro area were present for the gala dinner party. Area legends John Elway, Jake Jab, and Dealin’ Doug were all in attendance. The star studded event was held for the ceremonial opening [...]]]></description>
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