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		<title>iPad or Just iSad</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple years ago, an intriguing rumor began to circulate across the interweb.  Quietly, the rumor grew until finally speculation was on the front page of every tech site on the net.  Apple was going to start selling a tablet.  As the rumor gained in strength, my yearning for a MacBook Pro waned.  I wanted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Area Meathead Proudly Coins First Term</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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HIGHLANDS RANCH &#8211; Local keg tossing sensation and Lego enthusiast Danny Holland coined his first new term early Saturday morning.  The term, which was invented on the 5000 block of Diana street just after 3 am, was used to describe a meatheaded new method for removing unwanted individuals from a house. &#8220;I&#8217;m really proud,it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bulimics Purging with Joy at Opening of Mahatma Gandhi Center for Bulimia and Tooth Decay</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DENVER – Wednesday night marked the opening of the Mahatma Gandhi Center for Anorexia and Tooth Decay.  A who’s who of the Denver metro area were present for the gala dinner party.  Area legends John Elway, Jake Jab, and Dealin’ Doug were all in attendance.  The star studded event was held for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Local Dendrophiliac Finds Ultimate Cougar</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[YOSEMITE &#8211; Sunday 12, 2009 &#8211; Local gamer, theoretical physics buff and paraphilia expert, Nicholas Jaouen was recently found in an uncomfortable situation with the biggest tree in the forest.  “I told him she was a huge bitch,” recalls area gawker Tuyen Tran.  “But he just walked up to that hussy of a tree and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Even Physicist Won’t Laugh At Particle Physics Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
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DENVER – At 9:43 PM on Wednesday, local gamer and theoretical physics enthusiast Nick Jaouen stunned lower downtown with what he described as a ‘revolutionary’ particle physics joke. “He [Jaouen] just walked up to the cutest woman at the bar and delivered it. I was really impressed, his delivery was flawless,” recalls local bar [...]]]></description>
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