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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Area Meathead Proudly Coins First Term

HIGHLANDS RANCH – Local keg tossing sensation and Lego enthusiast Danny Holland coined his first new term early Saturday morning. The term, which was invented on the 5000 block of Diana street just after 3 am, was used to describe a meatheaded new method for removing unwanted individuals from a house. “I’m really proud,it’s the first time that I have invented a word that people truly appreciated.” The new term was originally dropped by Danny Holland shortly after 86ing a low life from a party. “I was searching for a way to adequately describe the move that I had just performed when I realized that the English language simply wasn’t up to the task. I had to come up with something,” explained a very hungover Holland in a phone interview. “I laughed when I heard it, it was really clever. The only problem was that by laughing, I opened the door to hearing the term a further 20 times that morning,” witness Brandon Mutari commented. “I was rolling on the floor when I heard it first, but after he continued to use the term in every sentence, it lost a lot of shock value and cleverness. I remember doing the same thing when I coined my first term. It’s a beginner mistake.” Holland admitted to having over used the term stating, “Give me a break, I got excited. The key now is to learn from my mistakes and move forward.”

posted by Jaouen at 8:41 am  

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