There has been a long break since my last blog post. I have avoided Jonesin too much because of the decline in the world economy. My need for new cool stuff is still there, just suppressed, like my love of Coldplay. In place of Jonesin, a rage is growing. After a brief period of elation following the election of Barack Obama, I have again returned to my bitter old self. Several major topics are up on my agenda. So, what will follow this post will be a series of posts that are slightly different from the general theme that this blog has followed up to this point. These posts are going to be hateful rants against individuals, institutions, nations, laws and anything else that I feel needs to be said. Most of it will be things that everyone has heard before, elsewhere. My goal is to provide a fresh insight, infused with the passion that only a Jaouen rant can deliver. Now, before I begin, I should address a number of things that all of you are probably thinking. First, the rants will not be about my ex-girlfriend. Second, I am not rusty from having not written a post in so long. The truth is that I have a backlog of about 6 posts that just never made it onto the site for one reason or another. I even have one fantastic post about that octuplet mother that we all hate so much. I realized after I wrote it that the entire world had risen up against her so my message had gotten through, even without posting it. As for the last question on your mind, will my posts be more regular, the answer is absolutely not. If I make my posts more regular, it will just raise expectations. I have found that by lowering everyone’s expectations, when I finally do post something, it’s like getting Christmas presents in September…awesome. I will probably still post some standard Jonesin blog posts here and there, but increasingly, the filter between my mind and my fingers is going to be turned off. You should probably refresh this page to make sure I haven’t posted something else already.