People, lets be realistic here. The only reason I started this site was make my name the top search result for the word Jaouen on Google. I’m pleased to report that I have accomplished my goal…sort of. Before I was Jonesing, Google search results for Jaouen included a ton of French websites (I’m sure they are all rude too), a website with plastic surgeon listings in the Casper WY area, and the website of an artist named Deborah Jaouen (no relation to the Deborah Jaouen in Glenwood). After a couple pages you could also find some things about my aunt Pauline and uncle Steve (a CSU professor). After I started my blog, I was deeply concerned that my site appeared on the third page of the Google search results. Google cut me deep, real deep. But, it seems that time heals all wounds. I am pleased to tell you that the overwhelming popularity of “What’s Jaouen Jonesing For?” has outshined all other search results. Currently, this site is sitting pretty in the number 2 position on Google. I know what you are thinking, “But Jaouen, you are number 2, you still suck,” I am willing to sit in second place, because the top search result, which only recently achieved its status as number 1, is worthy of its position! There is only one thing left to say, “Suck it Jaouens, I’m number 2 AND number 1.”
UPDATE: Some chinese social networking site has pushed this site down to #4. I’m not concerned though; I am confident I can retake the top spots. Expect shameless plugs for big news items and high value terms. Myanmar, Obama, Clinton, Windsor, Election, Electric Car, Peetz.
I just checked it. Your 540 is #1 but this site is #4, and I think it’s the old site. You better make your doomsday device with your table mill soon or you’re gonna drop even more. You gotta earn the top, and you’re slacking
Comment by Dr Sexy — May 22, 2008 @ 5:55 pm
Oh yeah and even though I don’t have a website, on google there are 213,000 hits for Jaouen but 414,000 for Peetz. Suck it Jaouen!
Comment by Dr Sexy — May 22, 2008 @ 5:58 pm
How come I’m listed after Hillary Clinton? She needs to stop running for president and go make me a sandwich! My laundry’s not gonna fold itself!
Comment by Dr Sexy — May 24, 2008 @ 7:16 pm
So when I just searched ‘jaouen’, your 540 on brightcove comes up. One thing to think about the way the logarithms work, google does have custom search features that can be turned on or off. I have mine turned on because i like the idea that google can figure more what I want based off previous searches. Other people might not have this on. Your site comes up 4th for me.
Can i put some adsense at the bottom and see if that does anything for you?
Comment by steez — May 25, 2008 @ 5:41 pm