I read in the news the other day that a polygamist sect of fundamentalist Mormons was raided in western Texas and over 400 children were removed. These children were being brainwashed into believing their only goal in life was to have ten wives (male) or start having the first of 25 babies at age 12 (female). My first thought was, “Wait, you can do this?” Then after I became a “recovered” Mormon I began to merely just have the urge to have ten wives and spread my seed across the world. Just think about it, you have your own stable of 13-16 year old girls to have babies for you and then when they become too old (say 20) you can put them out to stud. What can be better than that? Oh, I know, I would have to believe in a religion that was completely fabricated and has “revelations” every time the federal government threatens to take away Utah’s highway money.