Guest Editor Matt H. writes in to tell us about his passion for unhealthy food in a segment that we like to call, What’s Holmes Holmesen’ for?
A ROCKIE DOG
Now, I know the long history of this blog has centered around technology and Jaouen fighting “the man”. However, I feel the need to bring my first post back to something that I know more about… unhealthy food! In addition, for all of you out there (mostly just Jaouen) who will complain that this does not fit into the spirit of this blog I have a couple of things to say. First, Fuck you…I can write about whatever topic I choose. Second, what can be more technologically advanced than a combination of random pig parts shoved into a casing and topped with soggy peppers and onions? So, in honor of Opening Day and the inevitable mustard stain on my pants I honor thee…the perfection that is the Rockie Dog. Plus, look how happy this woman is after having one!