Reports put the failure rate of the XBox 360 at 33%. I thought I was immune. I thought, “Failure, no, never going to happen here. My Xbox is a rock, a pillar of strength on a stormy sea of suck.” It would seem that I was mistaken. My poor overworked 360 has told me, “No more” . It may be that I played the crappy game Army of Two on it. It may have just decided that if I am going to play shitty games on it, why go on. Maybe it is because the Halo 3 Legendary Map Pack comes out on tuesday. Maybe the console thought to itself (in binary of course), “Jaouen has been too happy and relaxed lately. The legendary map pack could make him even more happy…well screw that!” Whatever the case may be, my XBox 360 is giving me the RROD (Red Ring Of Dead for those of you who don’t speak nerd). I will just have to wait two or three weeks to play those sweet new Halo 3 maps. I’m really not sure what I will do with all of this newly found spare time. Maybe I will wander the earth a bit (3 weeks), like Kane from Kung Fu. I guess I could read a book, but as I have said before, books are for chumps.