Nihon Uni shirts resist stabbing
This is my kind of shirt, comfortable, machine washable, dryer safe, color safe, and best of all, it resists bladed weapons. Perfect for the budding revolutionary, this lightweight shirt can actually stop its wearer from being wounded in a knife fight with the federalies. Now, if it just had a catchy phrase written on the front like, “Stab this!” or “Cut Me Some Slack!” , or even “That’s not a knife, this is a knife” with a picture of a spoon on the back.